Uncanny

Jean Yeo looks like Hwangbo.

Whachu know about that?

Remember the name, it’s Sixteen Ounces

We’ll always give ya’ll something to bounce with.

If you feel this baby, just pound it

If you feel this baby, then just pound it

Yo, like Nas, feel like God’s son

If you step to us, then I hope you brought yourself a gun.

We hold it like Jesus’ disciples

Stand tall and strong just like the Eiffel

Straight ballin, ballin like Michael

Rap is dead, that’s the word on the street

But they haven’t heard of Jung, Steven, and me,

We’re the only one’s left with the heartbeat.

We’re always first, don’t ever step on our turf,

Or you’ll get something worse than the Black Pearl’s Curse.

Than the Black Pearl’s Curse.

from “keep it” – sixteen ounces

Brian doesn’t give a F***

He’s the one on the right

My friend Brian is adorable. Hes bigger than me, he can beat me up, and he drives a gangster car, but he’s still adorable.

He also doesn’t care.

I’m not saying he is heartless. I’m just saying he doesn’t care what people think, he doesn’t care to spend time on things that aren’t all that important, and he only needs a few things in life: Molly and me (I wish).

“How do you know this?” you may ask. I have done some empirical research, and quite frankly, Brian doesn’t give a F***. (I don’t want to write it. I’m scared.)

1. His facebook profile picture has not been updated in a year. Why not? Because its fine the way it is (It’s a picture of him and Molly.)

2. He has not changed his Voice Mail Box Message. Ever. This means something. Usually when I call someone, I have the patience to listen and leave a message stating my name, phone number, and a brief message. But with Brian’s I cannot. It is too long. After saying “You have reached the Voice Message Box of…” instead of hearing a robotic-sounding name “Brian Kim,” I hear a list of ten digits. Very outdated and very inefficient, but once again, Brian doesn’t care to change it.

3. Brian likes sweats and footlocker 5 for $20 shirts. Enough said.

4. Brian does not wash his car. Why wash it? Just wait for the rain. Or the mist…in Santa Barbara.

I wish I could find a fifth statement so it evens out nicely to a list of five, but I could not. I’m also kinda jittery for a certain reason.

Anyway, I hope see you soon Brian. And, Molly too I guess.

Two Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.