Benjamin Franklin Pt. 2

Whachu know about that?

Remember the name, it’s Sixteen Ounces

We’ll always give ya’ll something to bounce with.

If you feel this baby, just pound it

If you feel this baby, then just pound it

Yo, like Nas, feel like God’s son

If you step to us, then I hope you brought yourself a gun.

We hold it like Jesus’ disciples

Stand tall and strong just like the Eiffel

Straight ballin, ballin like Michael

Rap is dead, that’s the word on the street

But they haven’t heard of Jung, Steven, and me,

We’re the only one’s left with the heartbeat.

We’re always first, don’t ever step on our turf,

Or you’ll get something worse than the Black Pearl’s Curse.

Than the Black Pearl’s Curse.

from “keep it” – sixteen ounces

Two Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

Hedberg Reincarnated

Lately, I’ve been using this program called stumbleupon, which is pretty much like an internet remote control. With the press of a button, it allows you to skim through random videos, images, and websites that people have “stumbled” or found interesting. It is a great time killer, and if you’ve talked to me lately, you’ve probably been bombarded with link after link after link. Sorry.

My recent discovery which made my blog cut is a comedian named Demetri Martin. He’s pretty funny (and I think the girls think he’s cute.)

I couldn’t embed the video I wanted to post, so here’s the link:

Demetri Martin 20 Min Special

Gotta sleep now. Got work tomorrow.

-Steven